Butt Measurement


A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With
that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue
grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in
bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his
wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She
answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for
one little weenie?"